{"title":"Keychains","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"basic-boba-bitch-enamel-keychain","title":"Basic Boba Bitch Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eSip, sip bitch! 🧋\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEnable your unhealthy boba addiction with this enamel keychain of a classic Asian drink - black milk tea with honey boba. You know you're a basic bitch for loving bubble tea, but you can't stop, so embrace it with a Basic Boba Bitch keychain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize: 0.72\" x 1.5\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41882587693235,"sku":"KEY-002","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/products\/IMG_8063.jpg?v=1664815903"},{"product_id":"go-away-maneki-neko-cat-enamel-keychain","title":"Go Away Maneki Neko Cat Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat better way to let them know you’re not interested than with this enamel keychain featuring grumpy Maneki Neko (or beckoning cat) with metallic gold accents telling them to “Go Away.” Let this enamel Go Away Cat keychain be the voice that you don’t have – or need!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize 1.03\" x 1.5\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41882591002803,"sku":"KEY-004","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/products\/IMG_8073.jpg?v=1664816169"},{"product_id":"asian-boba-girl-enamel-keychain","title":"Asian Boba Girl Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou're an ABG, but not an Asian Baby Girl. An Asian Boba Girl – someone who loves boba and would never turn down an offer to get bubble tea, even after eating AYCE Korean BBQ. Memorialize all your boba runs with this unique enamel keychain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize: 0.72\" x 1.5\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42070733914291,"sku":"KEY-001","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/products\/IMG_8100.jpg?v=1664816560"},{"product_id":"dead-inside-enamel-keychain","title":"Dead Inside Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you're dead inside, but still want to show a little personality, this cute little rainbow ghost enamel keychain is for you! 👻\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.02\" x 1.5\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42070756524211,"sku":"KEY-003","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/products\/IMG_8119.jpg?v=1664816986"},{"product_id":"stay-salty-enamel-keychain","title":"Stay Salty Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eHaving a shitty day? Same. Staying salty is all about having a bad day and making sure everyone around you knows about it. These grumpy salt girl enamel keychains are perfect for sharing your grump.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize: 0.85\" x 1.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42425947717811,"sku":"KEY-005","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/products\/IMG_8537.jpg?v=1680137154"},{"product_id":"duck-you-enamel-keychain","title":"Duck You Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eFu– I mean Duck You autocorrect! This angry duck is here to blame autocorrect for all miscommunications via text. Keep it angry cute but mildly toned down by autocorrect with this keychain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize: 1.25\" x 1.05\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42797713326259,"sku":"KEY-006","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/IMG_9160.jpg?v=1699305004"},{"product_id":"fuck-around-and-find-out-enamel-keychain","title":"Fuck Around and Find Out Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eHave an important life decision to make? Just ask the magic 8 ball and you will receive your thoughtful answer: Fuck around and find out! Remind yourself and everyone around you that you should just fuck around and find out in life with this enamel keychain. 🎱\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize: 1\" x 1\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42797723615411,"sku":"KEY-007","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/IMG_9179.jpg?v=1699305466"},{"product_id":"lactose-intolerant-club-enamel-keychain","title":"Lactose Intolerant Club Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eGot milk? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. We only got soy milk, oat milk, almond milk, and other dairy free milks in the Lactose Interolant Club. For all the milk we can't drink and all the ice cream we can't have (without repercusion), here is an enamel keychain to quietly unify us dairy free folk. 🥛\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize: 1.5\" x 1\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42797725155507,"sku":"KEY-008","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/IMG_9133.jpg?v=1699305590"},{"product_id":"snack-more-stress-less-enamel-keychain","title":"Snack More Stress Less Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eAre you a stress eater? That's ok. Drop the guilt and enjoy your snacks because everyone knows snacking is the most effective coping mechanism to reduce stress. Remind yourself to snack more and stress less with this fun little chip bag enamel keychain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays!  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize: 1.5\" x 1\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42797725614259,"sku":"KEY-009","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/IMG_9151.jpg?v=1699305724"},{"product_id":"cant-stop-spiraling-enamel-keychain","title":"Can't Stop Spiraling Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eSpiraling isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle. Sometimes you just can't stop. So for those who can't stop spiraling, just like the beloved Japanese fishcake, embrace your current state of mind with this brutally honest narutomaki enamel keychain.🍥 \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1\" x 1\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43847917076659,"sku":"KEY-010","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF2160.jpg?v=1719433484"},{"product_id":"corporate-saddie-enamel-keychain","title":"Corporate Saddie Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eLet's be real. You're not a corporate baddie – you're a corporate saddie, stuck in a job you hate for reasons you can't quite explain. But at least now you have a way to let the world know. Whether you're fantasizing about rage quitting or fighting the urge to throw your laptop out the window, this enamel keychain can be your small act of rebellion, a middle finger to the corporate world. Use it on your badge lanyard or commuting backpack. It'll help you reclaim a tiny piece of your soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.75\" x 0.9\" (not including key ring)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43847920713907,"sku":"KEY-011","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF2152.jpg?v=1719433681"},{"product_id":"yee-haw-enamel-keychain","title":"Yee-Haw Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eYee-haw, partner! Whether you love haw flakes, country music, or just a good pun, this enamel keychain is the perfect way to add a little quirky personality to your belongings. 🤠\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.5\" x 0.93\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43847927955635,"sku":"KEY-012","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF2154.jpg?v=1719433938"},{"product_id":"welcome-to-my-life-enamel-keychain","title":"Welcome to My Life Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you're new around here, welcome to my life! As you can see, it's currently a dumpster fire. But that's ok - you can still embrace the chaos and add a little 🔥pizazz🔥 with this glittery keychain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.32\" x 1.25\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44168120467635,"sku":"KEY-013","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF3550.jpg?v=1731355229"},{"product_id":"boba-enamel-keychain","title":"Boba Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the boba enthusiasts, here's a little bubble tea keychain to keep what you love near and dear. 🧋\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays!  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 0.72\" x 1.5\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44168124367027,"sku":"KEY-014","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF3417_292e29aa-19d8-42f9-96f0-42cb6158be26.jpg?v=1731353934"},{"product_id":"good-enough-enamel-keychain","title":"Good Enough Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife's too short to sweat the small stuff. If it's good enough, it's good enough. So celebrate all your mediocre accomplishments with this award ribbon enamel keychain that's not quite blue ribbon, but good enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.5\" x 0.93\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44168124760243,"sku":"KEY-015","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF3374_f2da85d1-0c5c-49f5-8b5c-a5675548cb44.jpg?v=1731354184"},{"product_id":"doing-my-best-enamel-keychain","title":"Doing My Best Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just show them this enamel keychain. You do your best, and that's all that matters. Sometimes just getting through the day takes enough effort, so let's celebrate just doing your best with this award ribbon sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.5\" x 0.93\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44168125513907,"sku":"KEY-016","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF3409_801a75af-cc04-4e56-8991-944509b78330.jpg?v=1731354123"},{"product_id":"thanks-for-nothing-enamel-keychain","title":"Thanks For Nothing Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eWas that really helpful? Nah, probably not. So thanks for nothing. Tell the world how you really feel with this unique takeout bag keychain. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 0.95\" x 1.5\" (not including key ring) \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44168125841587,"sku":"KEY-017","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF3542.jpg?v=1731355191"},{"product_id":"shit-show-enamel-keychain","title":"Shit Show Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eLights, camera, action – on the shit show that is your life! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet’s be real, your life is a shit show. But that's ok because it's just your main character moment! Embrace your life, the shit show, with this fun movie clapper enamel keychain because the show must go on. 🎬\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.25\" x 1.09\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44168129052851,"sku":"KEY-018","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF3629.jpg?v=1731354264"},{"product_id":"certified-yapper-enamel-keychain","title":"Certified Yapper Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou're a yapper and you know it – in fact, you're a certified yapper. No one can beat you at your game of gossip and talking for hours on end, so publicly display your status with this yapping dog keychain that gives you the recognition you deserve. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.25\" x 1.32\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44168129380531,"sku":"KEY-019","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF3538_9e4b32e8-d7ca-49f5-be59-a6a07f6562fb.jpg?v=1731354000"},{"product_id":"side-eye-enamel-keychain","title":"Side Eye Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou're not judgemental. You just give great side eye – bombastic side eye. Show your attitude with this keychain of an adorable dog giving side eye to whomever looks over. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.12\" x 1.25\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44168129773747,"sku":"KEY-020","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF3612.jpg?v=1731354919"},{"product_id":"sucks-to-be-you-enamel-keychain","title":"Sucks to be You Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eSomething unfortunate happen? Sucks to be you! Say what you really mean with this heart shaped lollipop keychain that tells them that it sucks to be them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat stocking stuffer for the holidays! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.5\" x 0.87\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44168130396339,"sku":"KEY-021","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF3567.jpg?v=1731355043"},{"product_id":"chronically-online-keychain-glow-in-the-dark","title":"Chronically Online Keychain (Glow in the Dark)","description":"\u003cp\u003eChronically online? Same. Whether you’re deep in a comment thread at 2AM or just swimming in brainrot to avoid the outside world, this enamel pin is for you. It also glows in the dark – perfect for your nightly doom scroll or as a sad little beacon to navigate your room because, let's be honest, you haven't seen daylight in days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.5\" x 1.11\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44818899140787,"sku":"KEY-022","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF7551.jpg?v=1752513625"},{"product_id":"time-for-a-fucking-break-keychain","title":"Time for a Fucking Break Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife is hard. It doesn't matter what time it is or how long you've been working – it's time for a fucking break. This alarm clock enamel pin is your reminder to stop grinding and reject hustle culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.25\" x 1.12\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44818919620787,"sku":"KEY-023","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF7616.jpg?v=1752513526"},{"product_id":"i-need-floor-time-keychain","title":"I Need Floor Time Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eI'm tired of this, Grandpa. I need floor time. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes you just need to lie down. You're overstimulated or simply had enough. This enamel pin is your perfect reminder to take a break and embrace some well-deserved floor time. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1\" x 1.5\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44818921029811,"sku":"KEY-024","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF7625.jpg?v=1752513428"},{"product_id":"i-hate-it-here-keychain","title":"I Hate It Here Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eOh you hate it here? Perfect – so does bread cat. Head stuck in a slice of bread, eyes full of regret, mentally checked out. Hating where you are isn't just a feeling, it's a state of mind, and this enamel pin is perfect for expressing that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.5\" x 1.07\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44818924503219,"sku":"KEY-025","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF7656.jpg?v=1752513182"},{"product_id":"wtf-pigeon-keychain","title":"WTF Pigeon Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eWTF is going on? There are zero thoughts in this tiny, smooth brain. A blank stare is all you can muster in these conditions, so here's an equally blank pigeon enamel pin to match your mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.25\" x 1.07\" (not including key ring) \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44818925387955,"sku":"KEY-026","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF7647.jpg?v=1752513080"},{"product_id":"live-fast-eat-trash-keychain","title":"Live Fast Eat Trash Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife's too short to be in the slow lane. Rev up your slow, boring life with this cheeky racecar raccoon in the form of a glittery enamel pin zooming around in a sleek racecar while sipping a soda and blasting your new life motto – Live Fast Eat Trash. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.3\" x 1.5\" (not including key ring)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44818927747251,"sku":"KEY-027","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF7620.jpg?v=1752512902"},{"product_id":"touch-grass-and-kiss-my-ass-keychain","title":"Touch Grass and Kiss My Ass Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes you just need to disconnect from the internet and go outside. Respectfully, go touch grass and kiss my ass. This napping bear keychain delivers the message for you — a cute reminder for anyone nearby to back tf off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.25\" x 1.18\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45382018564275,"sku":"KEY-028","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF8940.jpg?v=1774378168"},{"product_id":"its-not-that-deep-keychain","title":"It's Not That Deep Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eChillll~ Everybody needs to relax because it's really not that deep. This cute little frog in a livesaver tube reminds everyone that life is not that serious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.25\" x 1.06\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45382019612851,"sku":"KEY-029","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF8926.jpg?v=1774378396"},{"product_id":"fueled-by-brainrot-keychain","title":"Fueled By Brainrot Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eSpending too much time online? Nothing can save you now. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the chronically online and proudly unhinged, this wonky little coffee cup keychain says what we’re all thinking: caffeine helps, but brainrot is what truly fuels your chaotic energy and questionable hyperfixations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.13\" x 1.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"janeli.co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45382020268211,"sku":"KEY-030","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7600\/3251\/files\/DSCF8912.jpg?v=1774378540"}],"url":"https:\/\/janeli.co\/collections\/keychains.oembed?page=2","provider":"JaneLi.Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}